Hilarious Groundnut by Khadijat Babansule 



Hilarious Groundnuts👀👄
Rahab was a woman who loved to eat groundnuts. She would munch on them all day long, cracking the shells with her teeth and spitting them out. She did not care about the health risks of eating too many groundnuts, such as gas, bloating, or allergies. She just enjoyed the crunchy and salty taste of her favorite snack.

Too much everything is bad.

One night, she had a strange dream. She dreamed that she was farting and the fart was producing groundnuts. She was delighted by this, as she thought she had found a way to get unlimited supply of groundnuts. She kept farting and collecting the groundnuts, filling up her baskets and bags. She did not notice that the groundnuts were different from the ones she usually ate. They were bigger, softer, and had tiny faces on them.


She realized her mistake when the groundnuts started to move and make noises. They were not groundnuts at all, but babies! She had given birth to dozens of babies from her fart, and they were hungry and angry. They began to crawl towards her, crying and screaming. They wanted to eat her, as she had eaten their kin.



Rahab was terrified by this sight. She tried to run away, but the babies were faster and stronger. They chased her around the house, biting and scratching her. She screamed for help, but no one heard her. She was trapped in a nightmare of her own making.


She woke up with a start, sweating and panting. She looked around and saw that she was in her bed, and there were no babies or groundnuts in sight. It was just a dream, a horrible dream. She felt a relief wash over her, and then a pain in her stomach. She had eaten too many groundnuts before going to bed, and they had caused her to have indigestion and bad dreams.


She vowed to never eat groundnuts again, or at least to limit her intake. She learned her lesson the hard way, and she hoped to never have such a dream again.

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